Look, the "Black President" thing has been done now, okay? Like the Hula Hoop and the Beanie Baby, it has had its wonderful historical moment and the thrill is gone. A brand new marketing angle is needed to re-invigorate the thrill of going out to vote for a new stuffed shirt in the Whi...uh, I mean a new American president, and I think I know what it is: a female president!!!!!!!! Yessir. Why not? Why not indeed? Hillary has been dropping little hints about it. The ground is being prepared even as I speak.

After that, then what? How about a(n openly) gay president? That would be simply incredibly cool and progressive! Transplendent is what I would call it! To NOT vote for such a candidate would be definite proof of homophobia!!!

So, let's figure on an officially gay president in about 11 years from now...one with a married gay partner and a couple of adopted kids...preferably a Hispanic kid and a Black kid.

And after that? Hmmmm. Well, after that the field should be clear for Chongo Chimp to vault to the presidency with no trouble at all, because all the useful human stereotypes will have been pretty well exhausted (aside from a Muslim jihadist), and it'll be time to vote for a Chimp, and PROVE you're not a specist once and for all!

Heh! Heh!

Meanwhile, Canada's already had a female prime minister (though she wasn't in office very long, and she wasn't elected in a national vote, only in a party convention...but still...we beatcha to it eh?). Eat yer hearts out, Yanks.