"& just as well as it turned out, eh, Allan?!" Well that is true! Which brings to mind the time I was in Edinburgh with an American who was on holiday (this was pre-Braveheart) and I was taking her up to Edinburgh Castle when she asked who the two statues represented. I said "King Robert the Bruce and William Wallace". The reply was "oh right, was he related to Wallace Simpson?". Took me a wee while to get it in my head that it was a genuine question and not a crap joke :-)