"Park Bench"

A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced
around and decided to stretch out her legs on
the seat and relax. After a while a beggar came
up to her and said, "Hello luv, how's about us
going for a walk together."

"How dare you," said the woman, "I'm not
one of your cheap pickups!"

"Well then," said the beggar, "what are you
doing in my bed?"


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       Quote du Jour

"186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea,
it's the LAW!"
-- Anonymous


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"No, Thank You!"

A well-dressed gentleman entered an upscale
restaurant in the East End of Manhattan, and
took a seat at the bar.

The bartender came over and asked "What
can I get you to drink, sir"?

The gentleman responded, "Nothing, thank
you. I tried alcohol once, didn't like it, and
never tried it again."

The bartender was a bit perplexed, but being
a friendly, outgoing sort, he pulled out a pack
of cigarettes and offered the gentleman a
cigarette.

The gentleman refused, saying, "I tried
smoking once, didn't like it, and never did it
again. The point is, I wouldn't be in here at
all, except that I'm waiting for my son."

The bartender retorted, "Your only child, I
presume?"