I don't burn steaks. I buy my fillets 36 day old from a local farm shop and quickly seal the outer. The inside is essentially blue.

Fillets?? Only well-hung sirloins pass muster in this new faith (There's something about "well-hung" that chimes with me - can't quite put my finger on it - no, dammit, not even both hands are man enough! ;-) )Mine are created from nothing and seared to medium-rare perfection both sides with quick blasts of ball lightning.

Steve & Musket's fantasies of founding their own faith with themselves as Messiahs & stuff was faintly amusing at first, but IMO is becoming a bit laboured & wearisome and flogged-to-death.

We are founding certainty, The, not faith, and we are unselfish enough to concede that two Messiahs are insufficient. We need a trinity setup with a token woman (still misogynistic but a hell of a step-up from our lesser rival religions). As for flogged-to-death, you heretic, just be careful what you wish for. You could well be ending up on the wrong side of the new catechism here...