I can turn wine into water. Well, sort of water. Will that do? And, hey! How come I have not found this thread before? I would have thought one of the per-requisites of any religion was to inspire non-believers with flashes of truth on the road to Domestos? How come I wasn't cruising the virtual byways and was inspired by divine intervention to open this...

Oh, hang on, I thought there was something bugging me since I fell over on the road back from the Kings Arms last Friday. I reckon this was it! WooHoo! I believe! I believe! Now then, how much money should I send, what unnatural acts shall I perform and where do I find a missionary position?

Cheers

DtG