Don. Of course you qualify.   Since when did being superstitious and believing fantasy be a predetermined proviso to being a member of a faith?

I assume most UK Christians by declaration, including 80% of politicians don't actually believe in fantasy and impossible events?

If they do then

A) we are all screwed.

B) Steve and I might pull it off after all, because we promise bingo and beer. They promise miserable Sundays.