At least that opening in Spaw isn't apt to emit anything. It's good to know that you can look forward to at least a little less of the misery you deserve.

Singer/songwriter/comedian Don White tells. in his book "Memoirs of a C Student", of an conversation with his son, who was about to depart for college.
"...I took a paper napkin and I wrote these words on it: "One excellent decision." I held it up for him to read and then I folded it in half and then in half once more. I handed it to him and said, "Put this in your wallet. You only get one of these. Use it when you are deciding who to marry".

Sounds like Spaw is one of those of us here who, if only by dumb luck, came up with the right decision on that one. It sure does help in life.