The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #23539   Message #353116
Posted By: Jed at Work
07-Dec-00 - 12:16 PM
Thread Name: BS: Just a Joke
Subject: RE: BS: Just a Joke
A young newly-wed woman visits her doctor saying, "Doctor, after two weeks of marriage my husband has suddenly lost interest in sex." The Doctor assures her all is OK, "He has just lost the animal instinct, and we can fix that. I want you to crumble up a dog biscuit into his morning cereal, every day for a week, then come back and see me."

Encourgaed, the young wife goes home and follows her doctor's instructions carefully. One week later she returns the doctor."How is your husband?" asks the doctor.

"He's dead." says the young woman, "just the other day he was sitting in the driveway licking his balls when I backed over him with the car!"