Actually, Morrisons in Bude is a hell-hole, especially in the tourist season, now that they've made all their aisles narrower and inserted dump baskets all along them. Could easily be a match for Widnes. I'm thinking of imposing a curfew on little old ladies, who will only be allowed to shop on Tuesdays before 9am (dig the nice little misogyny touch there!), and they will be allowed 15 seconds to pay for their purchases and clear off, instead of the ten minutes it currently takes them to count out to the cashier the correct number of 2p pieces from their purse, once they've taken five minutes to actually find the purse in the first place, a search that is not undertaken until they've packed and repacked their bags several times over. Yes, I intend to show how religion can act for the greater good all right. As for First Cape wines being on offer, I ask you: which came first - the start of the DFS sale, First Cape wines going on offer or the Big Bang? I'm being rhetorical here of course, as I already know the answer and have done for ever.