"By logical deduction, Little Hawk has given up on the likes of me then. "

Given up on? You change your name so that your posts here won't be associated with you in the real world, constantly mock people and go for the cheap and unfunny jokes in what you call "polite conversation" and demand to be taken seriously.

I wouldn't go so far as to say that Ian Mather is mentally ill. But Droopy Musket certainly is.