Could you expound a bit on your new religion, Musket? I don't know if you're looking for any converts, but if you are, then it would help if they knew what they would be converting to. Does it include any prophets, saints, teachers, or holy books (such as Das Kapital, the Koran, Chairman Mao's Little Red Book, the Bible, the Book of Mormon, Mein Kampf, A Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Wanking for Dummies or The Fountainhead, for example?). In any case, just as a matter of interest, it would be nice to know all about your new religion. A religion, after all, is a generalized kind of world view...a general view of reality from a certain perspective, usually having an ethical and historical basis of some kind. What is yours? When did it start? How many adherents does it have? Where are its monuments and gathering places?

Oh, and how's that ear canal coming along?