ABC, it's easy as 123 --
My momma takes care of me. My poppa says,
Oooh, Aye, I wanna piece of pie.
Pie's too sweet, I wanna piece of meat.
Meat's too red, I wanna go to bed.
Bed's not made, I want some lemonade.
Lemonade's too sour, I wanna take a shower.
Shower's too cool, I wanna go to school.
School's not done, I wanna suck my thumb.
Thumb's too dirty, I wanna ride a birdy.
Bird's too slow, and that's all I know!