I think the Rapture may actually be underway as a covert operationII Those who believe are secretly being slipped up to Jesus but their mortal shells are being left behind, operating on a low autonomic and reactive level, a mindless zombie simulacrum of a human being. This really explains to me why so many politicians who do and say really stupid and thoughtless things are showing up, especially on the right. They are not the real occupants! They're just leftovers!! Zombie shells!! The entire STate of Texas is half depleted of human souls, all of whom have been Elevated as a reward for their constancy in Faith, leaving behind barely operational portals of pure idiocy, bereft of spirit or living attention.

This is the FIRST explanation I have heard that makes any sense at all, and it even explains Rick Perry!