You'd have to appreciate the hordes of Ghengis Aykroyd and an OS Map of The Isle of Wight I'm afraid. .. Not to mention being at The Stainby Folk Festival circa 1981.

Flashback time. The late great Johnny Silvo was on stage later, picked up the cucumber, threw it to a group of admirers and said "Right shape, wrong colour. "

As this thread is about my perfection, that was my perfect day. Not through the cucumber but jamming in the beer tent with Johnny Silvo and Diz Dizley.