On a practical note, how will Christians get there and where precisely is "there."

Our knowledge of the universe to date puts the observable world out of the running and alternative realities might be as good or bad as this one, although if they exist I assume quite a few don't fuck with people's heads like our phenomenon called religion.

Have they organised buses? Airbus A380 fleets? Getting Scotty to beam them up?

What about people who live good lives, help others and try to be the good guys but are too intelligent to believe in fairy stories? Do they get a ride?




Perhaps not. More beer and pickled eggs for the rest of us. Hey, did you know? This holiday is in a town so posh they genuinely sell pickled quail eggs. All the philosophy you ever need in that fact.