Oh aye, and what's wrong with bingo? perfect religious experience.

You are drawn in with the promise of riches (last week's meat raffle that remains unclaimed) and as the bloke at the front preaches Numbers I to 49, you feel closer and closer to material gain. Then all of a sudden,

Nothing.

Zilch.

Nothing to see here.

Wath on Dearne Working Mens Club has more old biddies praying on a Sunday night than the local church has a few hours earlier. ...