The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #150071   Message #3532125
Posted By: Dave the Gnome
30-Jun-13 - 01:34 PM
Thread Name: BS: Militant atheism has become a religion
Subject: RE: BS: Militant atheism has become a religion
Hello oh mighty ones, I'm back. Been north of the border on a fact finding, beer tasting and talking bollocks, whoops, sorry, praying, mission. Did I miss anything good? Canst thou cast thy thoughts in my direction and open mine eyes to thy divine wisdom?

In the meanwhile I can report that there is no point in recruiting anywhere above Hadrian's wall. They are all heathens anyway. The only ones who may benefit from thy intervention would be the ones who worship the green and white hoops and kick seven shades out of those whom wear the royal blue. They may well be very useful in the getting people into our church/breweries, whether they want to go or not. Mmmm. On second thoughts though after an hour in close proximity to a brewery they may well not be up to thy divine standards. Or they may exceed them? I shall leave it to your munificent selves.

bollocks!!

DtG,C,LBandSPS