Good heavens! I've just realized after all these years what Olive Whatnoll really IS...and it took this thread to do it!

She's an inslut!!!!!!!! Ha! Ha! Ha!

in-slut: The "in" part stands for inbred, insufferable, incompetent, incoherent, and inebriated. The slut part is self-explanatory. Aw-Ha! Ha! Ha!

Christ! I have to tell Winston (not her bloody dog, but my old friend Winston Wellington-Jones) and the lads at the club about this. Olive Whatnoll, the city of Hull's official inslut. It's like being the village idiot, only it's a bit worse.