Shit Dave, whaddya mean, "accordion practice on Wednesday"? Oh my ball lightning! Musket, did we say anything about accordion players (or, as pete would say, accordionists)? Are we keeping this friggin' thing pure or not? Keep calm: I'll see you in Sheffield on Wednesday at 7. I'll shout the numbers if you can handle the balls. Christ, talk about one man doing the jobs of two men. Dave, I seriously want to see the rest of your CV before we take this thing any further. I feel that my trusting nature has been taken advantage of on this one. Accordion practice my arse. Musket, there are engineering works on the line between Cornwall and the north. Can you track me down a chariot?