I know that my Cadet Corps, #57 SD&G HIGHLANDERS ROYAL CANADIAN ARMY CADET CORPS, has created a tune to this song. It goes:

"We are, we are, the pipes and drums, we wear our kilts upon out bums, we wear, our hoes, up to our knees to keep our legs (explicit is cocks) from freezing. Our bagpipes sound like dying elks, and yes they even curdle milk, we always, keep, our hoes in line and skiegn dubes are so sharp and fine. We proudly, wear, our Glengarrys, when we turn 'round, our tails go 'weee'. and 'tis, a kilt, its not a skirt, keep calling it that and YOU'LL GET HURT"