Hey - It was your fellow Messiah that brought up gob-irons. But you would know that of course. I also play those badly as well... And you could add Mandolin to the list of things I can make people cringe with. You are quite right about the bodhran. They say try everything but Morris dancing and incest but, seeing as I have been known to run round in circles waving white hankies (in my pre revelation days of course) I decided to miss out the Irish boom box instead.

Does having balls in hand, ready to call bingo, involve physically being in Sheffield or, with the powers vested in me, am I allowed to perform a bit of astral traveling?

bollocks!!

DtG,C,LBandSPS