Blasphemy, pure unadulterated blasphemy.   Your reasoned logic will get you nowhere in faith matters Michael. ...



Argos pens? Bollocks.   You have been a southern softy too long. . The true bingonian uses a thick stubby highlighter, avaliable from Eastgate market, Ingoldmells Lincs. Next to the store selling fake viagra and steps for your static caravan.

Enjoy the bingo. I shall be having a somewhat more intellectually stimulating evening. You see, I have appointed myself chief nuncio to Mammon so shall be dining at The Great British Larder, one of the finest restaurants around. Being a sucker and representing suckers; not the same thing old chap. What?