Ah, Mither, you are on hols and bored, hence interest in primitive rituals like foopbollok and the spraying of gratuitous insults

IIRC Seaman Stanes was so spelt, and Master Bates thus.

Did you see Grayling's response to a PQ from my fiend William Bain? He's still trying to block a route on legal aid (to use the vernacular) to judicial review. Not so sunny there. Hunt the -er- can anyone think of a rhyme - is still trying to stop foreigners getting health treatment, and Blunkett is trying to prevent unions having a voice in the "Labour" party.   And Egypt looks like lighting another fire in the Middle East. No, all is NOT right with the world.

I do however know a man who can almost certainly fix the playability of your APX4-12 (unless it needs a neck set), a guitar tech based in Walderslade Chatham but he is for a while touring ler kongtinong with a large sardine tin on wheels and (alas) a Rover 75 (the modern sort) but at least his Rover is the turbo-diesel with the BMW engine and has been chipped and pulls like a train. PM me when you can find your cookie and I will give you the contact details.