Jesus, con-serened, I bloody LIKE your style! We have misogyny, we have tokenism and we have bingo misery. Your bile is exactly what we need to complete the formula. Have you finished that Wacko plank-walking medallion yet? Once that's done and in mass production I'm thinking of putting you on gospel writing. I'll give you a template that you must promise to write totally inconsistently with. I need you to provide the raison d'être for my complex atheological tome. By the way, old chap, we know who you are! :-)