"Not knowing how to reverse into a parking space"? You mean, "not knowing how to reverse at all and refusing to even try when there's a wide bit three yards behind them but not one for half a mile behind you"? Gotta toughen up the misogyny slant, Musket. Here's another goodie: "Women drivers may not have many accidents but they don't half bloody cause a lot of 'em." I'm thinking that we need good stuff like this in our catechism. Embed it into our stated dogma, know what I mean? The emancipation of political incorrectness apropos of the weaker sex should be central to our doctrine, and it won't half make us popular with 50% of the population, a damn sight more than the C of E ever manages.

Anyway, here's a related treat from your big-hearted Messiah for anyone who hasn't seen it already. http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/?p=397&print=1