The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3535206
Posted By: gnu
08-Jul-13 - 03:47 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Rap would be a soo-in and would likely get a nithood for his exemplary service. Alas, the pay is a paltry pittance! An insult to such as he. Of course, if he were to apply, I am sure final salary negotiations would be well in his favour.

"... a book that is so cool you almost hope it never ends." I am chompping at the bit! When can I be saddled up with such a gem? When will the pony express shit upon my front lawn while a fearless courrier places such a treasure in my ... hmmm... makes me sign for it? Keep me informed of the shipping details so I can track this sucker, A, and manage my schedule appropriately in order to avoid the dreaded "Yer truck wasn't in the driveway so we figgered ya weren't home an it was hot so we didn't wanna wait at the door ta see iffin ya were home so ya gotta go ta yer Sobeys grocery store Postal Outlet tamorrah an hope we didn't lose it. Don't ferget ta bring this here card and some picture ID eh er yer fucked agin." I hate that!