My girlfriend could start an arguement with anyone in an empty room even if she was down the hall. I swear! Ask a simple question and ya never know where it's gonna go. Here... "Do you know where the newspaper is?" Now, any logical human being would answer "No." or, say, "In the dining room, dearest honeybunch." But, what I get is a question in a judgemental 'put down' tone of voice : "WHY don't you JUST use my iPad?"

D'ya know what swatting a fly with an iPad makes her say?

WOMENZ!