" Lying to Christians doesn't matter apparently,"

Citing yourself as an authority? From a statement on this very thread no less!!

You and Steve certainly use the same playbook. "Because I sayeth" is a very demigod like thing to say. Keep up the good work. You'll get there.

Keep in mind that music is what keeps them in the pews. I know that Shaw plays the harmonica. But y'all are gonna need a bigger organ to satisfy the typical modern church lady.