Pretty dull viewing though. Just watching two entrenched positions, even if we do have the glamour of Jill the Sailor. How about we get it on the Jeremy Kyle show instead? Not that I watch such things, non-Heaven forbid, but I have heard about it from some lower class acquaintances. We could have Mr Kyle providing high-drama lie detector results. Audience (congregation?) members chipping in. Mothers-in-Law slugging it out. Could be a onto something here. Could we get Jeremy sainted by any chance?

Another idea. Talking about lower classes, How about Katy Hopkins as the token woman? She has now made the bold step of saying she would not let her children (Poppy and India) play with children with stupid names such as Chantelle or Brooklyn as they are obviously from lower class families. She hates anyone called Derek or Mavis and she stood in for Malcolm McLaren in 'I'm a celebrity'. Who could have more perfect qualifications?

bollocks!!

DtG,C,LBandSPS