I haven't tried deep fried Mars bars, Hawk... or snapped any goalposts I think Ians may be referring to the famous victory at Wembley(home of Endlish football), by the Scots boys, immediately after the Sassenachs had stolen the World Cup!

I have tossed the caber, thrown the hammer and putted the shot, tho.

Not all at the same time of course, I have my limitations....I'm not perfect after all!!   :0)