Leprosy, my gosh I've got Leprosy,
There goes my ear, right into my beer, da da da da da da, da

Leprosy, my gosh I've got Leprosy,
there goes my finger Nail, right into my ginger ale, da da da da da,da,da

Leprosy. ,my gosh I've got leprosy,
There goes my chin, right into my gin, da,da,da da, da, da, da

Repeat first line with each of these......

....there goes my spine, right into my wine. . .
....there goes my thigh, right into my rye.....
....there goes my eye ball right into my highball....
....there goes my knee, right into my martini.....

make up whatever you think you can to add to it. .....