All this friggin' BLA-BLA and not one...not ONE person!...has stepped forward to speak in favor of primate-human marriage rights! Not ONE!!! And this while Chimps, Gorillas, Baboons, Orangutans, Bonobos, Monkeys of all types, and their beloved human partners are bein' denied full and equal marriage rights in every single country in the WORLD by prejudiced HUMANS!

Yer nothin' but a bunch of hate-filled specist dupes. No free banana for any of YOU when I get elected!

- Chongo