A former coworker said she was going to study continential philosophy. I said, yeah, that's where they give you a donut and a cup of coffee.

I know there's a bunch, cause I laugh at almost anything; it's just hard to remember when someone asks you.

Mister is a pretty funny guy. One day, out of the blue, he said, ya know, sometimes ya pokes the cow, sometimes the cow pokes you.

One he bogarted from an old friend is this little poime: A bear sleeps in a bear skin, I suppose; I slept in my bare skin and damn near froze.

Some of you know I liked Phil Hartman's Unfrozen Caveman bit he did on Saturday Night Live. Last summer we were driving through Atlanta and passed a place called Stone Age Tattoos. Mister says, look, you can get your Unfrozen Caveman tattoo there! :)