This was sent to me by E-mail. I don't know the author. It's sung to the tune of Sam Cooke's "Wonderful World"

Don't know much about history,
don't know much foreign policy
Don't remember how I got through school,
But I'm sure I didn't break the rules
But what's it matter 'cause my granny says,
"Boy if you want to you can be the prez"
And what a wonderful world this will be.

Don't know much about the women's vote,
don't know much about the bill I wrote
Don't know much about the foreign vets,
I've never voted for them yet
But I do know if your dad tries hard,
he can get you in the National Guard,
and what a wonderful place that can be

Now I never claimed to be an "A" student,
but what's wrong with "C's"
And maybe by knowing the names of my cabinet,
I can win their love for me

Don't know much about air pollution,
don't know much about the Constitution
Don't know much about the economy,
it never much affected me
But there's one thing that I know for sure,
if the rich stay rich - the poor stay poor,
and what a wonderful world this can be.

Don't know much about the national debt,
I've never had to pay one yet
If we need to we can sell the states,
to the Japanese at discount rates
But I do know that if things go bad,
Dick and I can always call my dad,
and what a wonderful world this will be