I doubt a medallion of our doubting Thomas yanking the plank will sell though.

Oi, I've invested a lot in this, and pitching it at at £1.49 delivery inc. is bound to make it attractive. We can't lose here. We either sell a ton and make a fortune, or we sell very few and the bloody thing becomes a collector's item meaning that we can sell our stock off at vastly inflated prices. I did get this bastard thru' Dragon's friggin' Den, fer chrissake. Concerened managed to make them at a unit cost of 20p each, you know, once he'd nicked the brass from an accordion reed-making factory, and I managed to dupe him into thinking that the 50p per hour I was paying him was a damn sight higher than what he'd get in Poundland.

Apple sauce - add celery to the list and I will try not to veto your proclamation.

You're not trying to eat that Tesco Moroccan shit, are you? We need a compromise here. We don't ban celery but we decree that it must be used only in making chicken stock. Yeah?