Here's an edited version of a projected inaugural speech by President Bush (from The Economist of London - a pretty Conservative publication, incidentally):

My Fellow Armenians. As I stand here today, I think we can agree that the past is over.

I want to bring America together. I don't believe a president should be choosing who are the right Ameriocans and who are the wrong Americans. All of us are together, white or wrong, black or right.

I say there's a cost to inaction. I haven't done the acrobatics, but it's probably around a trillion dollars.

I know you would rather be watching TV, and so would I, so I will draw to a confusion. My message is: I will get things done. I will inspire and untie.

Thank you and God help America.