"The Paintings"

Liz went to her first show at an art gallery
and was looking at the paintings. One was a huge
canvas that had black with yellow blobs of
paint splattered all over it. The next painting
was a murky gray color that had drips of purple
paint streaked across it.

Liz walked over to the artist and said, "I don't
understand your paintings."

"I paint what I feel inside me," explained the artist.

"Have you ever tried Alka-Seltzer?"