I dearly hope you don't mean Canada when you say "Dumbfuckistan", Musket! It wouldn't bother me, but it would probably infuriate Shane McBride...and when Shane gets infuriated he uses very bad language and breaks things. That can end up in him getting arrested. If he gets arrested, he may tell the Sudbury, Ontario cops that you called Canada "Dumbfuckistan". The cops may then inform CSIS CSIS may then decide that you are a threat to Canada. They may then dispatch a hit squad of Canadian Moose and Beavers who will be sent "across the Great Waters" to hunt you down in your wretched home environs and administer a little Canadian justice! This usually involves a form of waterboarding where lethal amounts of Maple Syrup mixed with Brador beer are poured into your mouth and nostrils while an Inuit icepick is shoved up your nether extremities. (that would be "arse" in UK-ese) (This latter procedure would more or less satisfy your rather unexpected request "bugger me".)

At any rate, few have survived the above treatment. Fewer still have retained the ability to use a bank card, converse intelligibly, play gin rummy or tie their shoelaces.

You have been warned, sir! Retract those dreadful words or face the very worst Canada can offer!