Hey, I got a *great* theory!

An al-Qaeda mole alerted Bin Laden to the CIA plot to destroy the towers! Bin Laden then sent the planes in on the same day to escape notice! The perfect crime!

You don't think so? Next you'll be doubting the 60-minute special I just saw on the History Channel showing that Nazi secret weapons, like the V-2 missile and the Nazi flying saucers, were created with the help of alien technology, and possibly fascist aliens themselves.

Martin Bormann may have escaped in a bell-shaped Nazi-alien space-time vehicle launched from their research site in Poland.

I'm not making it up because it's all too true.