Aside from that it's about time that we admitted that all of the conspiracies are true. Oswald didn't act alone. Nessie and Big Foot are real. UFO's exist. 9/11 was an inside job. Paul is dead and Jim Morrison is alive. The Pope is Catholic. Diana is alive. Wild bears shit in the woods. The government is coming for your guns. And Obama is a Muslim, the Antichrist and he really was born in Kenya.

It's just too much work to go on fooling them any longer. They're just too smart for us. It's time to admit they are right and start rounding them up for the concentration camps.