Go on Ron. I bet you can't talk sanctimonious bollocks!

Here's a tip. Instead of trying, just bring your tambourine and Bible to the debate and try to talk in earnest. Works every time to date.

Here, fellow Messiah. All the other ones, the sandal wearing ones anyway, have a trinity. Do you think we should be father (you are older than me) son (I still have all my own teeth) and holy gnome?

What do you think?