Next minute these conspiracy loons will be telling you the government's reading all your emails ! What next , exploding cigars? It's not a new madness we're dealing with here either. Even before the various Castro and Kennedy conspiracy theories came out, way back in the nineteen fifties some old wierdo guy was spouting on about there being what he termed a military/industrial complex trying to take over control of America. Imagine how embarrassing it would have been if the Martians had landed and said take me to your leader and you had to tell 'em that this whako Ike was the leader!