My very thoughts on Bach.

How do you know I'm older and toothlesser than you anyhow?

I have in fact been uncomfortably close to you for the last three days, namely, staying at Bury Premier Inn. We had a lovely day up the Ribble Valley and round Pendle (I'd instructed the clouds to part - if God can do it with water...) Not a witch in sight. Even they're scared of our New Truth.

I've struck up a sponsorship deal with Wonga. All agreed?