Michael. It cringes me to read your post, so it does.

There were never any bluebirds in Britain other than the ones Vera Lynn set free near Dover for the cameras. Apparently wiped out by a single sparrowhawk.

Lemonade fountains. That's a different story. Made by Wunderbar with up to 12 buttons although the multi hose gets stiff at that level...

Just thought I'd get that in before the expat with attitude points it out in all seriousness.