Jack. Interesting.

LH. Don't ask when the time out is, why the sin bin isn't being used and when you look for popcorn, don't be too disappointed when you can only buy a rats coffin (meat pie to the uninitiated) and a drink of bovril.

Oh. No matter who you are watching, who you appear to be supporting, don't forget to tell everybody that Sheffield Wednesday were the first to play like that. Chris Waddell was the guy's influence and don't forget to say "Good crowd. A few more and I could have thought I was at Hillsborough. "