Anyone up for getting Swollox pregnant and then us claiming, sometime next April-ish, that we've had a virgin birth? Shagging her, I promise, is dead easy, as long as you only breathe out...

Upsides: (1) a good bit of rough nookie with Betty (I'm told she's got some friggin' brilliant unorthodox bedroom methods...) (2) you get to have your own baby quasi-Jesus...

Downsides: (1) We will have the Virgin Betty (2) you will probably get VD...

All thoughts appreciated. By the way, I still need money for Watford Gap and the bingo lawsuit.

Dave...?