I suggest they be given the magnetic hill area of Moncton New Brunswick Canada, for their homeland (Region). The little f'ers could then live their lives figuring out the illusion that draws tourists to only scracth their headsbin condusion ( not seeing the illusion) and their asses from the skeeter bites:)
There are only a few old "skally wags" living there and they would likely acclimate to the old retired folks.