We could always film the event and get a religiously dangerous Australian Hollywood actor to promote it. The Passion of Dave.   

Sorry Dave, but I am too choosy and Steve has a hangup over his age. Might take more than Betty to give him a stirring in the loins region. I'll post a few photos of Steve Gerrard, see if that can help.

Our proposed branching out with an outreach temple in Dumbfuckistan is suffering a setback. Our nautical friend is cutting and pasting Messiah Steve's posts from elsewhere to convince the pious Americans we British are too uncouth for Mudcat.

Looks like the new religion may not be as multicultural as we wished. Still, they don't have gnomes or an endless supply of misogyny targets. If Betty won't be our virgin, plenty more where she came from. Freddie Mercury once said fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go round. I can therefore state with confidence that Doncaster is the epicentre for astrophysics.