"What's this about relocation to Independence? I don't want to live in Missouri! Who is behind this? How could a whole country move to one small city anyway? This is a bad idea! We must declare war on Australia immediately! There will never be a train conductor big and strong enough to force me to go to Independence! Write to your elected officials immediately and protest this action! Do you want to end up in Indepen....

"What? Speak up... closer, I can't hear....

"Oh! Relocation OF Independence?

"What's all this about the relocation of Independence? It's fine right where it is! If it wanted to move it would say so! What business is it of Australia's anyway? Would they like it if we came and towed Sydney over to New Zealand???

"Oh! REVOCATION of independence!"

"... :+ )... Never mind... ."