Y'all minus one. Who? I'll give ya three guesses and the first two don't count. Name rhymes with Stu... as in gnupid.

Guilty as sin, me. "Just havin a baaaad day" is no excuse. I will... once again... try to refrain from even opending those threads upon which I went Chongo.

You guys see my email re The Vinyl Cafe? That guy is a true weaver of far fetched funny fantasy. I know all of you will be getting together soon to decide what to get me for Kissmeass soooo I'll drop a subtle hint. Go to Amazon and buy me everything he ever wrote and all his recordings, ship them to him and explain what a great guy I am (most days) and beg and plead for him to autograph them all (bribe him if necessary) and include the shipping and handling to get them to me. And, don't wait for Kissmeass to draw nigh... just have the package marked "Do not open until December 25th." and Bob's my uncle eh? I promise I will act surprised. I will even send you all a beautiful pic of me opening the prezzy.